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  1. Path: newspost1.alt.net!usenet
  2. From: sean@pacificone.com (Darth Vader)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,comp.sys.cbm,comp.emulators.cbm
  4. Subject: Re: My Nose Drips
  5. Date: 11 Apr 1996 06:07:54 GMT
  6. Organization: AltNet - Affordable Usenet Access - http://www.alt.net
  7. Message-ID: <4ki7jq$8n0@tofu.alt.net>
  8. References: <4k2dfb$cdt$1@mhadg.production.compuserve.com <ATAYLOR.96Apr6111753@gauss.nmsu.edu> <elvi.vtkk.v1wki.2298.019F401E@memo.vtkk.fi>
  9. X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.7
  10.  
  11. In article <elvi.vtkk.v1wki.2298.019F401E@memo.vtkk.fi>, 
  12. elvi.vtkk.v1wki@memo.vtkk.fi says...
  13. >
  14. >In article <ATAYLOR.96Apr6111753@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) 
  15. writes:
  16. >><In article <4k2dfb$cdt$1@mhadg.production.compuserve.com Bill Wilkinson
  17. >><70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> writes:
  18. >
  19. >><I try to go outside, but this solid object blocks my progress.
  20. >>open door
  21. >>:Door is open
  22. >>Walk through door
  23. >>:You can't do that!
  24. >>Walk through doorway
  25. >>:You are in a twisty maze of URL's, all alike
  26. >
  27. >walk to http://www.kolumbus.fi/daisy/en1/index.html
  28. YOU USE WORD(S) I DON'T KNOW!
  29.  
  30. go east
  31. THAT PATH IS BLOCKED
  32.  
  33. go west
  34. THAT PATH IS BLOCKED
  35.  
  36. go north
  37. THAT PATH IS BLOCKED
  38.  
  39. go south
  40. YOU USE WORD(S) I DON'T KNOW!
  41.  
  42. quit
  43. YOU USE WORD(S) I DON'T KNOW!
  44.  
  45. exit
  46. THAT PATH IS BLOCKED
  47.  
  48. stop
  49. ?REDO FROM START ERROR
  50. READY
  51.  
  52.                 **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ****
  53.  
  54.              64K RAM SYSTEM  38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
  55.  
  56. READY.
  57.  
  58. Oh great, now I've turned the internet into a Commodore 64. Sorry, guys.
  59.  
  60. Darth Vader
  61.  
  62.